The Hebrew Conservative

A few weeks ago, I wrote about “anti-war” Jon Stewart LARP-er and clapter enthusiast Dave Smith. I pointed out that, along with his AntiFa-style self-labeling…

Part Two: America First! This article is part of the “Political Shorthand” series. I was at a Republican event in Manhattan a few years ago,…

Who won the debate? I must know. You must know. Everyone needs to know. But the truth is that nobody really won. Nobody really lost,…

A lot of things have changed over the past 15-20 years, on numerous political issues: And now there’s a change in dynamics regarding public health.…

Part One: Zionist! This article is part of the “Political Shorthand” series. In the first installment of this series, it is perhaps most fitting to…

There’s a mostly forgotten set of Saturday Night Live sketches from the early-aughts featuring the Bloater Brothers, played by Jimmy Fallon and Chris Parnell. These…

Sadly, old habits die hard. So instead of spending time on Twitter, I’ve been spending some time on Substack. And since I’ve “liked” a few…

There’s been a lot of talk about IQ on the internet lately. “Low-IQ,” “brainrot,” “midwits,” “Kamala Harris”…all kinds of euphemisms referring to people who shouldn’t…

“The customer is not a moron. She’s your wife.” —David Ogilvy Welp, your hunches have been proven correct, and 2020 was indeed a fluke, to…

In the movie Ted, there’s a beta male character with attachment issues who obsesses over the anthropomorphic bear and ultimately kidnaps him. Following Ted’s escape, the…